Undead Jaws



I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

(via onlylolgifs)




Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves


(via onlylolgifs)

I hate this. The tightness in my chest. I cant breath. Things are going wrong. I wanna just drop everything.

Oh my fucking god im going to lose my god damn motherfucking mind. Im so sick of hearing I need to go to the gym or I need to work out or I need to go on diet. Can some please just like who you are and just like enjoy walking or doing something outside, it doesnt have to be a work out it doesnt have to be apart of a diet just to have fucking fun. Everybody is so self conscience about being fit and losing weight and being hot they forget, you should be happy. Happiness does not come from forcing yourself to eat gross food because its a diet or force yourself to work out because someone thinks your big.why does it matter if your swolle or why does it matter if you look hot or if you have muscles or not? Why cant you want to do things because they are simply fun. God damn god damn god damn. Honestly I want to have someone in my life that enjoys just walking and talking and not so fucking worried about what everyone else thinks or who needs to watch what veggie they put in the mouth…. sorry